~XhopelesslyXhopefulX

'Nuff said.

Ahahaha, finally. It's taken approximately three days, two plane rides, two car rides, and a nasty bout of some-yucky-shit-cold-thing-I-caught-at-camp, but I am FINALLY home. There's not much to update, except for a couple things:

1. Camp was AWESOME. I had crazy fun (IN MAINE. HAHA LARA), got to speak in a ridiculous French accent, and met and

2. MY ROOM LOOKS AMAZAZAZING. It's no longer putrid orange, and is beautiful, cool, light (no shit) white. I spent like all this morning cleaning and reorganizing. How did I manage to spend somewhere around four hours cleaning my room? Simple...

3. I GET COFFEE AGAIN. AHAHAHAHA. I haven't had coffee in three and a half weeks. This morning, as soon as I got up, I went downstairs, got a mug, and was just like, "YYYYEEEESSSSSS!"

4. I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN BATMAN. *anger*

5. I have like 230,482,345,834,958,733,434 drawings from this summer that I need to scan and post. And I never finished that thing for MCR day because I'm a lazy fucker. Oh well.

6. I GET MY GUITAR BACK. I've missed my baby. Plus I have a brand-new capo that isn't a piece of shit. Only I can't find my tuner or any of my music. Poopsicle.

7. Poopsicle is my new favorite word.

8. I have shitload of hats. I just noticed that today. Hats, belts, tee shirts, and weird cheap shoes.

9. SCHOOL STARTS IN LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF. I'M DEPRESSED. SEVERELY.

10. I'm a sexy beast. But you already knew that.

THAT IS ALL.

XhXhX

Sorry bout the rapid-fire journal entries, but I figure this is one of the few actually necessary entries I've posted.

I'll be gone for a couple weeks. 'Nuff said.

I've posted another chapter of PTDOTP to keep y'all occupied, and I might stick on another EDALS and more Peterick, if I feel like it.

Other than that, not much is going on. My current musical obsessions: Forever The Sickest Kids and The La's. Yes, I am cool. Current reading: A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (agh) and The Music Of Razors (creepy shit).

See ya in August.

Peace out.

XhXhX

Oh my god you guys. Two thousand pageviews. No one caught the kiriban, but honestly, I couldn't care less. TWO THOUSAND. WHOOYEAH.

Okay, so I've posted the first chapter of Put The Doctor On The Phone, my Peterick story. I hope you guys like it.

I have to say, I've been really amazed at how much feedback/attention I've gotten from writing that Rydon story. I was admittedly getting a little frustrated with DA, what with the fact that I was posting all this stuff and most of it got no comments whatsoever. But ever since I posted that Rydon, it's just been like, BAM. ATTENTION. I've gotten like three new watchers and a bunch of faves, which makes me happy. It's so nice to log on and see that little thing that says 5 Messages or whatever. Though nowadays it's more like 10 or 11 Messages. I'm on my way, guys.

So, I hope you like the Peterick. Comments are always appreciated. I love you guys. C:

PS: Forever The Sickest Kids are amazing. Electronic rock. Oh yes. And they're from Dallas, TX. Just thought I'd share that.

PPS: David Sedaris=fucking hilarious. Funniest gay writer you will ever know.

Meme time! Hell yes for being the last one to do it!

Level 1
(x) said LOL out loud (sarcastically)
(x) forgotten your own age (Only right after a birthday...)
(x) tried to lick your elbow (Who hasn't?)

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting

Level 3
(x) Licked your toe (Yummeh)
( ) Licked a frozen pole
(x) Licked a dog bone
(x) Licked a dog (DELISHUUUUS)


Level 4
(x) drank old milk
(x) drank milk right from a cow (Not cow...goat, but same dif.)
(x) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows (when I was like, five. I was a retarded little kid.)
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over


Level 5
(x) Eaten bugs (By accident...swallowing flies :C)
( ) Eaten garbage
(x) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
(x) Eaten a booger


Level 6
(x) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
(x) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people (B-BALL PARTY)
( ) Driven in a 7 seater van by yourself
(x) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3 (Those things are fuckin amazing)
( ) Driven yourself home to the wrong house


Level 7
(x) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
(x) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
(x) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard (I am SUPER absent-minded sometimes...)
(x) Put salt in your coffee
(x) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from


Level 8
(x) Jumped over a car
(x) Jumped out of a moving car
(x) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose (WOOHOO)
( ) Jumped off a bridge
(x) Jumped off your house (Off a low roof, though)


Level 10
(x) Forgot where you live
(x) Forgot your own birthday
(x) Forgot to zip up in the morning


Level 11
(x) Walked into a Pole
(x) Walked into a Wall
(x) Walked into someone
(x) Walked into a parked car
(I walk into things a lot...another hazard of being amazingly absent-minded)

Level 12
( ) Won A Burping contest
( ) Burped the alphabet
( ) Burped just to break the silence
( ) Burped too hard and threw up
(I'm like incapable of burping. WTF)

Level 13
(x) Eaten a whole bag of chips
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice


Level 14
(x) Caught picking your nose
(x) Caught going to the bathroom outside
(x) Caught with your pants down (LARA >:E)
( ) Caught having sex
( ) Caught sexing yourself


Level 15
(x) Shoved something up your nose
(x) Picked your nose and studied what came out
( ) Picked your nose till it bled
(x) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you (I like never get nosebleeds, so whenever I do, I'm like FUCK YES)
(x) Blew your nose so goddamm hard your whole body hurt (Goddamn allergies)


Level 16
(x) Told a lie
(x) Been caught in a lie
(x) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop (Who hasn't?)


Level 17
(x) Laughed at someone in pain
(x) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
( ) Laughed at a funeral
(x) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself


Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (When I was a little kid, duh)
( ) Believed in Santa past the age of 8
( ) Believed your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs in the house.
(x) Believed you were NEVER too old for trick or treating (JESUS NO. Halloween is my favorite holiday. Some old lady last year was like, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE TOO OLD? And I was like, no.)


Level 19
( ) Threw a party for yourself
(x) Threw a ball at yourself
(x) Threw up on yourself
(x) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch.
(x) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face (Goddamn little Wal-Mart superballs)

Level 20
(x) Pretended to know what you are doing
(x) Pretended you were hot shit (I AM hot shit. There, I just pretended I was hot shit.)
(x) Pretended you weren’t listening (More like pretended I WAS listening...)
(x) Pretended you were Spiderman (Who hasn't?)


Level 22
(x) Fell on the sidewalk (;_____; )
(x) Fell down the stairs
(x) Fell UP the stairs (That hurts like a goddamn bitch)
( ) Went Sledding down the stairs


Level 23
( ) Tried to do a real cool back flip
( ) and busted your ass
(x) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel (Ugh, I suck at cartwheels)
(x) and didn’t lift your feet, retard (Rhythmic gymnastics in second grade. Never again.)


Level 24
(x) Ate food that you just kind of found
(x) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge (I will eat ANYTHING)
(x) Ate something nasty to get a laugh (Frozen chocolate yogurt milkshake with steak sauce...I feel sick just thinking about it)
( ) Cried when no one laughed


Level 25
(x) Cried when you hurt yourself
( ) Cried when you didn’t get your way
( ) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex


Level 26
(x) Gone swimming naked
(x) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
(x) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
(x) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond (Yesterday, dude)
(x) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ


Level 27
(x) rode a Pony (FUCK YEAH PONIES)
( )rode a Donkey
( ) rode a lawnmower pretending it was an awesome racecar
( ) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
(x) rode the dog (And lol'd when it looked like I had a tail)

Level 28
(x) Locked yourself out of your house (More like my MOM locked us out of the house, but I've done it, too)
( ) Locked yourself out of your car
( ) Locked yourself IN the car
( ) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
(x) Tangled yourself up in a rope (Mostly my headphone cords when I have to pick up the goddamn phone and it's in the goddamn kitchen)
( ) Tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) Locked yourself in the trunk WITH the keys


Level 29
( ) over-cooked a fancy meal
(x) over-cooked the Easy MAC (Not Easy Mac, but frozen Indian food. Lol, Dori.)
( ) over-cooked a pop-tart
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
(x) over-cooked yourself at the beach (Ugh, horrible Florida shoulder burns)


Level 31
( ) Bitten plastic fruit
(x) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(x) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
( ) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(x) Overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasn’t there

Level 32
( ) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa
( ) Shaved your eyebrows
(x) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! Sweet irony.

TOTAL: 82
Repost this with the title:
I've Done ___ of the 120 stupidest things

I'm a goddamn idiot. Seriously, WTF. That's almost seventy percent. Yeah, I'm a fucking genius and calculated that. Because summer break is killing my math skills.

Yeah, and I didn't post the title right because I'm a goddamn REBEL.

AND. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOTICED THAT THERE'S NO LEVELS NINE, TWENTY-ONE, OR THIRTY. WHOEVER MADE THIS GODDAMN MEME IS A FUCKING IDIOT.

Now, before I shut up, I'll leave you this:
Two best movie lines that are yet to have happened:
"And now, for today's exciting bread-related adventure..."
"There's something horrible in that corner...and it's not kimchi." DUN DUN DUN.

XhXhX

(PS: DUN DUN FUCKIN DUN)